Saving people. Hunting things. My business.
The fuck do you want?

netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

8 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | 411,703 notes

australian-government:

I nominate tony abbott to do The Ice Bucket Challenge with lava

8 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | 3,363 notes
gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

8 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | 23,687 notes
tessi0411:

tessi0411:

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10 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | 118,509 notes
wetrilo:

well, i am groot

wetrilo:

well, i am groot

10 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | 119,814 notes
10 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | 53,770 notes
meariver:

scottnoblethemetacrisis:

aroihkin:

accobi:

beranyth:

prothy-the-prothean:

masterassassino:

doctorscottie:

ozolopolis:

xeruth:

pepsie:

theamericankid:

Gaming Logic

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win

Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.

Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.

All of these things. All of them.

Pressing the button when the character lands the hit will totally make the attack do more damage

Holding B when the Pokeball closes will make you more likely to catch the sucker.

meariver:

scottnoblethemetacrisis:

aroihkin:

accobi:

beranyth:

prothy-the-prothean:

masterassassino:

doctorscottie:

ozolopolis:

xeruth:

pepsie:

theamericankid:

Gaming Logic

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win

Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.

Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.

All of these things. All of them.

Pressing the button when the character lands the hit will totally make the attack do more damage

Holding B when the Pokeball closes will make you more likely to catch the sucker.

11 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | 464,507 notes

mirrorofembur:

his-blithe-handmaid:

WHOEVER MADE THIS I OFFICIALLY LOVE YOU

12 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | 284,415 notes
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Song: When you see the Foxy comin' down the hallway
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thebritishdeer:

image

13 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | 2,330 notes

midnightwolfhowls:

avengersonna:

jessiepinkman:

chalresxavier:

wolverine fisting you when suddenly

bruce banner fisting you when suddenly

The human torch fisting you when suddenly

What possessed you people to even think of this?

15 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | 35,548 notes
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tinylittletrashbot:

the-pursuit-of-yaoi:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

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meowth, control yourself

I HAVE NA EEVER LAGUHED SO HA RD IN MY ENTRE L IF E

james sounds so fuckin offended like omf

15 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | 61,989 notes
lucithor:

Okay so this just happened on my dashboard and I personally think this is exactly his kind of humour 

lucithor:

Okay so this just happened on my dashboard and I personally think this is exactly his kind of humour 

15 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | 39,332 notes
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chandigarhia:

please unmute this vine

15 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | 29,849 notes
my-wanton-self:

Slightly Cursed Merchandise.

my-wanton-self:

Slightly Cursed Merchandise.

16 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | 21,450 notes

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

16 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | 21,171 notes
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