Shout out to anyone who plays LoL
If you are any decent and not an asshole. Add me. chookendale.
plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom
It is time for a fucking revolution.
If the fashion industry thrives on newness and novelty then they are failing themselves.
If you want a ‘new twist on a classic style’ I’ve got one for you.
Make a pencil skirt for someone who is 5ft 3.
Make a white shirt that will button over my breasts.
Make a shift dress that doesn’t get ‘nipped in at the waist’.
Make a pair of shoes that won’t aggravate my ankle injury.
Make a ‘nude-coloured’ dress that is dark brown.
Make your plus-sized jeans in actual denim, not some shitty stretch fabric dyed blue.
You want a fresh take on the classics?
Try making your clothes for someone who isn’t six foot tall and a size 6.
oh and also make fucking steel-toed boots under the size mens 8 1/2
Make some form-fitting shirts that are thick enough to stop our bras from showing through.
Make sensitive skin-friendly buttons and clasps so we don’t have worry about the metal making us break out in contact dermatitis (that’s a localized rash that can easily become an infection, for the uninformed).
Make a long dress that is easy to go to the bathroom in.
Make a pair of jeans that actually fit in the crotch area instead of putting us at risk of a yeast infection (No “V”).
Make more dress shoes that aren’t heels.
Put more pockets in women’s clothes.
CREATE A FUCKING UNIVERSAL SIZING SYSTEM THAT MAKES SENSE.
Amen to all.
NO MORE FAKE POCKETS
Make “petite jeans” be petite in length, NOT give it a slimmer waist.
Make a fucking long dress/skirt for shorter people! Because I’m tired of having to put my skirt over my breasts and still having it dragging on the floor!
Make pretty shoes in larger sizes.
Make nude heels in colors other than ‘nude peach skin tone’. In case you haven’t noticed, YOUR DEFINITION OF NUDE ONLY WORKS FOR TAN-ISH WHITE PEOPLE. Get some damn dark browns, some light siennas, VARIOUS SHADES THAT AREN’T JUST FOR WHITE PEOPLE.
Make plus-sized clothes for girls that have a smaller chest. Plus-sized doesn’t necessarily mean plus-breasts.
Make sweaters that don’t have skinny ass arms. Some people have fatter or more muscular arms.
Make more cute shoes that go past a size nine.
Design plus-sized skinny jeans that AREN’T just normal cut jeans with a tight butt.
MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE
No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.
You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.
You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.
You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.
You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.
Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?
What is wrong with you
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
Alright, these are kinda adorable…
Much-MUCH better than sad, tortured, & unfortunate Wee Ones staring at the camera hopelessly. THIS might actually help THEM find homes too.
Grumpy cat gets a professional photo shoot at Time.